omg you're just waiting and waiting and waiting for this page to load. are you sure you have nothing better to do with your time than to wait to see my blog? it's a pretty sexy blog i'll admit. Sometimes I think I'm really funny. When I was little I used to put on impromptu puppet shows i know ya'll bitches are jealous. i'm not serious i don't seriously talk like that anyways it's been nice talking to you see you around maybe hahaha....

A refuge for dirty posh people who eat wooden food

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via hiatus-cursedblogger)

pseudologoii:

this is my only contribution

please-like-me-i-am-nice:

crispehlicious:

Remember when Ginny caught Percy having a wank?

WHAT

noooooooooooo he was hooking up with that fine piece of ravenclaw ass penelope clearwater jfc

(via omnomnomrainbows)

ringo-to-chizu:

I swear I’m not even two minutes in and I couldn’t resist.

(via captainarlert)

actualubisoft:

I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

(Source: subconsciously-conscious, via sailorannabelle)

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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(via shhjustpretend)

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

(Source: sesamestreet, via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

bootyscoutinglegion:

attack on my fucking patience what’s in the goddamn basement

(via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

(via purgatorybitches)

(Source: televisionsgifs, via usoppya)

marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rupert Giles, The Quotable Librarian

(via sgtford)