omg you're just waiting and waiting and waiting for this page to load. are you sure you have nothing better to do with your time than to wait to see my blog? it's a pretty sexy blog i'll admit. Sometimes I think I'm really funny. When I was little I used to put on impromptu puppet shows i know ya'll bitches are jealous. i'm not serious i don't seriously talk like that anyways it's been nice talking to you see you around maybe hahaha....

A refuge for dirty posh people who eat wooden food

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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bestworstideaever:

DOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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gallifrey-feels:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

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hands down best use of pingu

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pigeonsandgunpowder)

magicalgirlmami:

rockthattoxic:

magicalgirlmami:

shoutout to the kids who dont have school today

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shoutout to the people with a head attached to their bodies

shoutout to the people who need to shut the fuck up

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Armin’s fantasy league 

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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(via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)

letsstretchwitches:

bury-me-with-my-guitar:

lady-whovian:

fandomsandwich:

michellicopter:

Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room

CRYING AND PEEING.

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE SINCE NOW

MUGGLEFUCKER. DYING.

MUGGLEFUCKER

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betaruga:

z-raid:

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

A glorious fuck-ton of perspective angle references (per request).

[From various sources.]

Sources:

There’s zero way I’m not reblogging this

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randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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kisu-no-hi:

But first, let me take a selfie!